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cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

        I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

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crashwasplayingbadcop:

swaggaraptor:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

Lol
Turtle
Maximum
Velocity

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

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bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

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szarkaijarlaxle:

ironnman:

brodinsons:

#greatest reuinion scene #hands down

 #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph

I SWEAR TO DAD

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milesjai:

THE BEST OF THE BEST

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

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new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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shadowinkwarrior:

gubs:

!!!???

Aaahh the second one
Its like

He peed in the water but pretends like it wasnt him